Lying Friends

Ha. So, Adam and Natalie totally lied to me and Bobby, not that I care too much for Bobby, mind you. haha. Natalie called me and told me that we were going to the beach after I was done babysitting and Bobby was off work. Well, we wound up not going to the beach, but to a little street sale thing in Oceanside and then into a kick ass bus. It was pretty damn awesome, I must admit. I'm still shooting that the people that created said magnificent bus were of the cult-ish nature, but they know how to make amazing buses. I as in utter awe...no joke. The bus had two stories and the seats turned into bunk beds and then a little dining table area had double bunk bed power. Amazing. There were little balcony sites within the bus as well. The lady talking to us gave me chills though, so I didn't take a free cookie. You know the saying, "someone drank the kool-aid?" Well, I'm no much of a kool-aid lover and so, that wasn't going to happen. hahaha.

After that, we saw these amazing ukuleles and well, I wanted one...DUH! But, being the dumb butts Natalie and I are...we only had credit cards and NO CASH! We're honestly never thinking things through...it's a shock we're alive. hahaha. Well, Bobby and Adam didn't want to purchase said instruments for us, even though my day of birth is creeping up and that saddened me. Anyway, reason we drove the good hour out there...a hookah bar. Yup, Adam and Natalie wanted to go to one and didn't think to tell me or Bobby until we were in Adam's bus. hahaha. Those jerks. Poor Bobby was dressed for the beach though...he had his trunks on and a tank...it was like 6 pm when we left to go. Idiot...

So, apparently Adam was stupid and here wasn't a bar there...our traveling was filled with failure. Damn. But, Adam wasn't going to quit...oh no...we had to keep going...goodness...we wound up driving down to San Marcos and going into a GuitarCenter just to ask one of the guys working there if they knew of a place...lo and behold...someone did! Yup...we were getting somewhere...and while Adam did that...Natalie and I asked the guy in a wheelchair to get us the ukulele that was the cheapest and it happened to be on the tallest shelf so this really cute guy got it and let me hold it. I began playing it poorly since the thing wasn't even tuned let alone strung tight enough to be plucked at. hahaha. Well, he wound up tightening the four strings and played it. I wound up playing the bongos and having an older gentleman stare at me. That was fun.

Well, once at the bar, we get the hookah order and then sat outside and people were drunk and loud as hell. Adam and I sat down while Natalie and Bobby were getting friendly and ordering food. The place looked shady...Adam and I were like "Hell no...we're not eating here..." Apparently their double cheeseburgers kicked ass though. Weird. As we were smoking the flavored tobacco through a water pipe, someone hit the manager's car and drove off. All Hell broke loose.

Yeah, that was good stuff. I left out a few things because I'm sure this is long enough already, but it was effin hilarious. hahahaha.